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As we learnt in part one, there are ways of getting Lord Sehwag out.
One, is Kung Fu.
The other, is to dress him up like he’s a The England player.
See what happens, get him in a navy blue & red outfit, and he automatically becomes shit. Or maybe he’s scared of the
Fake IPL Player revealing his true identity as the one true Deity.
This may be lies, fabrications & half truths, but it’s a theory. Just like creationism.
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How do you get rid of Lord Sehwag, when he’s in great nick?
Ask Daniel Vettori, The Geek of Tweak! According to this photo, it’s Kung Fu.
If you wanna bring down the big man, get the auld Bruce Lee skills out.
Danny V obviously has the skillz to pay the billz, and got Our Lord with some martial art madness!
So bowlers of the world, get down to your local Dojo’s and get training. It’s the only way!
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As I’m too busy to do owt like, I thought I’d pass these beauties on for you.. After visiting Watching You Poop, I thought I’d do a little one or two for you kids, just to let you know that Suave is always watching, even if he can’t always find the angry times.
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Top run scorer, firenghi lookalike, allround 2008 superstar.
Again, if you disagree, I will come down on you harder than the Spanish Inquisition!
Averaged 54, with a strike rate of 94. Top batting against subcontinental superstars this year.
Captained The England to a magnificent series win against South Africa, whilst smashing them everywhere. Is about the only player in The England who can actually play botf formats of the game.
Annoying prick. Destroyer of The England. Averaged 108 against us. Useful left arm filth too.
MS Dhoni (Wk) Capt.
Winner. Of. The. World.
Along with Pietersen, mangled South Africa. Averaged 50 with the bat, and 21 with the ball in 2008. That is stunningly good.
Breakthrough year for Ricky Schroder, took 32 wickets at 25 and averages over 20 with the bat. A good solid no 8.
Consistently Australia’s best ODI bowler. 31 wickets at 18. If only he didn’t look like a fucking girl.
Brilliant in all short forms of the game. Bowls off the wrong foot, weird windmill action, and looks like an actionman.
What can you say about a man who took 48 wickets at 10.16. Just freakishly good. He’ll get worked out soon, and that average will rise, but don’t expect it to rise too much. This boy has a world of talent.
Probably the only year in the last 10 that this fella didn’t make it into my side. But if it was a spinning track, I’d go with two spinners, and he’d be second choice.
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Thanks for all your kind words, you lovely little lumps of lusciousness. Suave is feeling a bit sick now, so will hopefully be back on form tomorrow. Here’s a little something to whet your appetites.
After seeing this over at cackinfo it inspired more love for the one true god!
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