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Cricket Fail!

Hook Shot Fail!

Recent man of the series Ravi Bopara has become a media darling of late.  Just so he doesn’t get too big for his boots, and because I’ve missed LOLCricketz, here’s some lovely stuff for you kiddywinks.

Ravenous Ravi can't wait for lunch!

Ravenous Ravi can't wait for lunch!



Wrong ‘Un Fail
Merde

Merde

Here’s auld Fubsy not picking the wrong ‘un, and being done through the gate.  Oops.

Maybe he’s still affected by what Insane McGain said to him just recently..



Saurav Ganguly in “I don’t look gay at all” shocker
October 2, 2008, 11:38 am
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After the recent revelations of Mr Ganguly’s love for bags, our Indian correspondent, Jamish Singh Dorma has unearthed the following footage

It appears that most of the Indian side have decided to forgo the usual team bath and shower well away from Mr. Ganguly

This may or may not have anything to do with the video.



Dirty ECB Fuckers
September 27, 2008, 6:53 pm
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This is going to be short, very short.

I’m pissed and angry and Strictly Come Dancing is about to start.

Geoff Miller has dropped Michael Vaughan from the India winter tour.  Fucking right you might say….  Me too.

Then why has the fucker been given a central contract?  He won’t play this winter, so it should have gone to someone more deserving.

Fucking Stupid.

More to come shortly on Ceci’s county Durham, who today re-wrote the championship records.

Love you all.

Suave



Fail!
A Fail just for King Cricket!

A Fail just for King Cricket!

Dear King Cricket, the most anti-social of cricket bloggers has threatened to bounce me off the moon if I don’t create a FAIL Picture.  Admittedly, he’d have to leave Manchester and talk to people to find me, so I’m sure I’ll be fine!

Alas, here it is, just for you.   However, I’ve only made Jacques Kallis a Fail, rather than an Epic Fail, as the bowling he was facing, was of the highest quality you’re likely to see.  Flintoff was on fire, and he had Kallis plumb in front, which alarmingly Dar turned down?  Fred was pissed.   There’s no finer bowler in world cricket than an angry Fred, with 30,000 people roaring him on!



Recycled post. I seem to have to recycle this every test series!

Twat

Fuck me, not again Vaughany, you retard.

He looks good when missing the ball, at least. No ugly hoicks across the line for this fella, no siree.

JUST PLEASE STOP MISSING STRAIGHT ONES YOU FUCKTARD!!



Food Fail
Apple Fail!

Apple Fail!

Mickey Arthur in “I can’t tell the difference between a practice ball and an apple” shocker!

You fail.