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De Nederlanders celebrate a famous victory over The England.
What the fuck happened there?!
Destiny, my friends, that’s what.
After mastering total football in the 70’s under Johan Cruyff, de Nederlanders have now decided to do the same in 20/20 cricket.
Watch out boys and girls, they were unstoppable (except by Ze Germans) at football during that time, and are bound to do the same to all and sundry in this 20/20 World Cup (luckily Ze Germans are not here). Never before has there been such a sublime display of a cricket, from a side wearing oranje.
Dirty Dirk bowled well, without any real penetration.
It was left to a couple of old blacksmiths to cause the damage. Darron Reekers who started off in big bludgeoning style, followed up by Tom De Grooth, who smashed The England all over Lords. Jrod loved it so much he almost threw up!
My man Ryan Ten Doeschate even got in on the act, a cracking allround display, with a red inker and taking the wickets of Ravi Bopara & Luke Wright.
The England have two young stars at the top of their order, and the rest are a bunch of cunts. Even Rob Key, the fat knacker.
The bowling, beyond the opening pair was shithouse. Rashid looked good against the West Indies, but was goes for too many runs. He reminds me of Stuart MacGill, long hops, full tosses and the odd unplayable delivery. No fucking good at 20/20, I’m afraid (and surely the fact that he doesn’t get in Yorkshire’s side, should have given them some idea, no?).
Stuart Broad couldn’t hit six stumps, the useless Ricky Schroder lookalike fucktrog.
I’m happy to lose to the Dutch though, because it might make this bunch of fuckfaced De Engelsen players actually learn to play proper 20/20 cricket. Hardly any of them actually play it, they’re learning the game in T20i’s.
Here’s to getting spanked by Pakistan on Sunday, and being out of the competition within 3 days! Good times, my friends!
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Suave's Republique Cricket 
I think England has a chance of upsetting Pakistan on Sunday.
Comment by 12th Man June 6, 2009 @ 9:04 amwe do have a chance. Based on T20i form, The England’s odds aren’t good though!
Comment by Suave June 6, 2009 @ 11:04 pmWe should have picked a few of the best Dutch players for an inconsequential ODI ahead of this tournament. That way they couldn’t have helped Holland beat us. That may sound ridiculous, but that approach has nullified the threat of the Irish.
Comment by thevillagecricketer June 6, 2009 @ 9:38 amIt looks like The England hulk-smashed Pakistan into the 18th century, thereby securing a berth in the next round. Who woulda thunk it? There’s still hope Suavey.
Comment by horatius June 8, 2009 @ 2:14 pmSuavey,
Will the ozzies be the only test-playing nation to not make it to the Super-Eights? Banger-kittens don’t count.
Comment by horatius June 8, 2009 @ 8:07 pmWake up Suavey the Ashes are on!
Comment by Mentalist July 12, 2009 @ 6:05 am