Suave's Republique Cricket


The Cricket Blogger Ashes.
January 27, 2009, 2:22 pm
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One and all, go here and donate all of your pennies immediately.  On pain of a Suave smash to those that don’t.

Basically, The Village Cricketer has challenged Jrod to a bloggers Ashes.  Aussie bloggers Vs The English.  It’ll be played at Monday 29th June 2009, 3pm start, Barnes Cricket Club, Lonsdale Road, London SW13 9QL

I’m trying to get myself into this side (who wouldn’t want me to be honest?!  A middle order slogger, lazy fielder, rubbish tweaker, I’m like a The English David Hussey!), so I’ve donated, and I’m know trying to raise awareness too.

It’s all in aid of The Everyman cancer charity, which will help to protect your balls in later life.

Get donating children.


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The English David Hussey – quality.

I’ve already donated, will hopefully be there as spectator if I can get the day off work.

Comment by Dave

When Monty Panesar can play for England, your rubbish tweakers could be more than useful for your team Suavey.

Comment by Twelfth Man

ooooo – that’s a bit harsh 12th Man – apparently all is now fixed with the Monty – his run up is shorter which makes him bowl slower – or at least APPEAR so to do. AND he skittled out the powerful tail of St Kitts….

Comment by ceci

Hello dear blogging friend,

Cricket with balls has now moved, true story.

We are now at cricketwithballs.com, so if you could update our address in your blogroll that would be great.

Ofcourse if you already had us down as .com, never mind.

Cheers.

Comment by Jrod

I hope he finds some form Ceci, for The England’s sake. There seems to be no replacement for him, barring Suave at the moment.

Comment by 12th Man

I will be at said match (watching, NOT participating). I hope to see the WHOLE CRICKET BLOGGING WORLD there.

Comment by Miriam

I believe there’s a new commandment out there.

“Thou shalt runneth thyself out and giveth the opposition a fair chance should be too goddamn shiite to take your wicket”

Comment by horatius

“Thou shalt runneth thyself out and giveth the opposition a fair chance should they be too goddamn shiite to take your wicket”

Screwed up the commandment.

Comment by horatius

http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/magazine/content/current/story/389105.html

So many commandments so little time.

Try this one for size.

Thou shalt not scoreth a double ton in a practice match. Thou shalt saveth it for a real match.

Comment by horatius

Sounds like a great idea!

Comment by Rachel Simmonite

Bonjour Monsiuer Suave,

Mr Dutton here,

Just thought I would share this joke with your good self, the batting averages at Basildon and Pitsea CC last year…….I have to laugh as I am a fourth team bowler!

BASILDON & PITSEA CRICKET CLUB | HOME | NEWS | FIXTURES | TEAMSHEETS | TEAMS | AVERAGES | STATS | CONTACT Averages : BASILDON & PITSEA CRICKET CLUB

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Show averages for 1st XI Sat 2nd XI Sat 3rd XI Sat 4th XI Sat A XI Sun Club XI (President’s Match) Presidents XI 5th XI Sat Adult 20/20 XI Youth 20/20 XI Club Twenty 20 XI ESL E.E. Indoor (Southend) Indoor Over 40’s Indoor Prem Div Inter Club A Inter Club B Men XI (Fun) Women XI (Fun) Midweek XI Tour XI Under 11 XI Under 13 XI Under 15 XI Under 16 Combined for Cup Essex League Essex League 20/20 Essex League Cup Essex Sunday League Friendly Indoor (Southend) Indoor Over 40’s Matchplay Peters Cup Southend Premier Division Under 11 League Under 13 Bradford Cup Under 13 League Under 15 Cup Under 15 League Under 16 Indoor Combined matches in 2009 Season 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 season

Batting averages for BASILDON & PITSEA CRICKET CLUB Combined in Essex League 2008 Player Matches Innings NO Runs High Average 100s 50s Catches Stumpings
Lee Dutton 6 4 3 78 43 78.00 0 0 0 0
Mark Amos 6 4 0 190 100 47.50 1 1 0 0
Ian Tooke 15 13 4 404 98 * 44.89 0 3 0 0
Dave Sharpe 9 7 3 179 77 44.75 0 2 0 0
Frank McLeod 6 5 1 177 75 44.25 0 2 1 0
D. Parkinson 1 1 0 35 35 35.00 0 0 1 0
Paul Singleton 16 14 2 387 88 * 32.25 0 2 1 0
Marcus Bowers 2 2 0 64 64 32.00 0 1 0 0
Luke Parkinson 11 6 0 183 76 30.50 0 1 4 1
Jon Bonnett 15 13 3 297 101 * 29.70 1 1 11 0
John Good 7 6 1 145 63 * 29.00 0 1 0 0
Ian Anderson 8 6 1 126 57 25.20 0 1 0 0
Brian Waterman 18 15 1 348 108 * 24.86 1 2 0 0
Jim Hall 16 12 4 194 37 24.25 0 0 6 0
Ashley Browne 15 14 2 285 74 23.75 0 1 4 1
Dave Bonnett 14 11 2 209 68 23.22 0 1 3 0
Steven Ayres 18 16 4 278 89 23.17 0 2 5 0
J. Smith 1 1 0 23 23 23.00 0 0 0 0
Tom Poole 10 7 1 133 43 22.17 0 0 1 0
Philip Tooke 17 14 1 277 63 21.31 0 2 4 0
Ryan Porter 9 7 1 127 42 * 21.17 0 0 3 0
Lloyd Lambert 9 8 2 117 44 19.50 0 0 1 0
Steve Healey 17 14 1 251 52 19.31 0 1 2 0
Phil Murdoch 11 6 0 114 45 19.00 0 0 0 0
Lee Stace 15 11 2 170 43 * 18.89 0 0 3 0
Vipinlal Manikoth 18 15 1 263 63 18.79 0 1 7 0
Luke Daw 17 12 2 187 52 * 18.70 0 1 4 0
Scott Noble 18 14 0 259 80 18.50 0 2 2 0
Danny Gray 18 16 4 219 46 18.25 0 0 20 5
Michael Gray 14 12 0 214 54 17.83 0 1 2 0
Richie Smith 5 4 1 53 27 17.67 0 0 0 0
Jim Hall 2 2 0 35 25 17.50 0 0 0 0
Mark Ayres 18 16 1 262 72 17.47 0 1 0 0
Tony Morgan 3 3 0 52 36 17.33 0 0 0 0
Tony Williams 17 13 1 207 71 * 17.25 0 1 4 0
Tanvir Alam 18 16 1 239 34 * 15.93 0 0 2 0
Anthony Dep 10 8 0 118 50 14.75 0 1 3 0
Rajesh Sharma 9 7 0 100 58 14.29 0 1 2 0
A.N. Other 4 1 0 14 14 14.00 0 0 0 0
Ben Munday 11 6 0 83 27 13.83 0 0 1 0
Mike Blerkom 18 16 1 204 40 13.60 0 0 1 0
Wayne Morgan 12 7 1 81 40 13.50 0 0 1 0
Sean Healey 9 6 1 66 36 * 13.20 0 0 3 0
Richard Thompson 1 1 0 13 13 13.00 0 0 0 0
Joe McIver 16 13 0 161 36 12.38 0 0 3 0
Ahmed Hassan Kiani 9 6 2 45 32 11.25 0 0 1 0
Indi Pandit 6 4 0 45 41 11.25 0 0 1 0
Ryan Barnes 6 3 0 33 18 11.00 0 0 0 0
Gary Savage 4 4 2 22 14 * 11.00 0 0 0 0
?? Special Guest 2 2 0 21 11 10.50 0 0 0 0
Peter Robinson 5 3 2 10 5 * 10.00 0 0 0 0
Asif Abbas 18 12 7 47 21 * 9.40 0 0 3 0
Dean Bedford 15 8 1 63 29 9.00 0 0 2 0
Steve Brown 17 12 5 62 38 * 8.86 0 0 3 0
John Bedford 10 7 0 56 25 8.00 0 0 1 0
Chris Clarke-Irons 7 3 0 23 14 7.67 0 0 2 0
Chris Williams 13 9 2 47 28 6.71 0 0 7 2
Lee Lewis 18 12 2 64 13 6.40 0 0 2 0
Anthony Burridge 8 3 0 16 8 5.33 0 0 0 0
Andrew Santry 11 5 0 22 10 4.40 0 0 0 0
Brendon Wheatley 12 9 0 39 14 4.33 0 0 0 0
Daniel Vanderputt 18 10 4 25 12 4.17 0 0 1 0
Liam Healey 2 2 1 4 4 * 4.00 0 0 0 0
Dan Smith 5 3 1 7 4 3.50 0 0 2 0
Graham Davies 13 6 2 14 6 * 3.50 0 0 1 0
James Bunce 3 3 0 9 6 3.00 0 0 0 0
Sam Cordell 6 3 2 3 3 3.00 0 0 0 0
Dan Bedford 15 5 2 7 7 * 2.33 0 0 3 0
Rick Henderson 1 1 0 2 2 2.00 0 0 0 0
Ryan Seagroatt 7 3 0 5 5 1.67 0 0 0 0
Tim Edmonds 7 4 0 4 4 1.00 0 0 0 0
Ken Blowes 2 1 0 1 1 1.00 0 0 0 0
Dean Parkinson 9 7 5 2 1 * 1.00 0 0 1 0
Daniel (Under 15) Vanderputt 1 1 0 1 1 1.00 0 0 0 0
Connor McLeod 3 2 0 1 1 0.50 0 0 1 0
Aravind Iyer 5 2 0 1 1 0.50 0 0 0 0
Gary Williams 1 1 1 1 1 * 0.00 0 0 0 0
Ryan Smith 3 2 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Tom Wellman 3 2 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Ricky Lipman 1 1 1 42 42 * 0.00 0 0 0 0
Ross Poulton 1 0 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
David Blair 1 0 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Dave Boshell 2 1 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Tom Wellman 1 1 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Matt Knight 2 1 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Matt Pinnock 6 1 0 0 0 0.00 0 0 0 0
Gary Ayres 4 1 1 7 7 * 0.00 0 0 1 0

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