Suave's Republique Cricket


You god bothering twat.
July 18, 2008, 12:11 pm
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Billy Bowden is a knob head.

Cook was about six inches away from that ball that hit his thigh pad.

I’m fucking livid about that.  I feel like smashing his nerdy, invisible friend loving face in.  The freak.

Test matches aren’t about you, you talentless halfwit.  It’s about the 22 talented fellas, who rely on their skill, unlike you, you fucking show pony.

Prick.

Bollocks, now Vaughan’s out again.  MV is Steyn’s bunny.


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Second test in a row Bowden has broken England’s opening partnership.

…AB de Villiers tries his Steve Waugh impersonation, the cheating bastard..

Comment by Rob

Rob, I’ve just been screaming at the telly. The cheating little fuckstick.

Comment by Suave

Out now though.

Comment by Rob

That time, deservedly so!

Comment by Suave

collingwood is dropped from first test…and now cook is cooling his heals…

time to think…if only ecb agreed to referrals…

Comment by Straight Point

4 out, all out.

Comment by Rob

‘Eyelids’ in the team? What happened to Hairybottom? Injured?

Comment by 12th Man

Little Tim ahead of Freddy is a shame!

Comment by 12th Man

He is indeed 12th man, and Fred’s form of late with the bat, has been no better or worse than Ambrose’s, so it doesn’t make much difference to be honest.

Comment by Suave

22 talented players? That’s a bit generous!

Comment by Miss Field

Hairy Front Bottom has a bad back, so they chose an Aussie roofer instead — makes sense to me.

Comment by Rob

All aboard the England failboat…

Comment by Rob

The England are playing ODI cricket here. Somebody tell them that ODI’s start a month from now.

Comment by 12th Man

I’ll tell them, for sure! You’ll have to pay for my flights and all though.

Comment by Miss Field

Oh dear. It’s all gone Pete Tong.

Comment by Suave

Oh yes it has!

Hello dearie! Long time no see, Suave one. Hope things are going ok for ya. Other than the cricket. Wahahaaa.

Comment by Miss Field

Remember your jumper and coat Miss Field…its only high summer 😦

Comment by Rob

High summer??

Comment by Miss Field

high summer: The point in the year with the best and warmest weather. The days are long and the nights hot and humid.

…It hasn’t stopped raining all week and I am thinking of turning the heating back on…

Comment by Rob

Quote of the day from Pollock:

“I know that over the years Mohammed Asif has had a lot of sex”.

Sex, Drugs … he must like Rock and Roll.

Comment by Rob

how the fuck does pollock know that? Does he spy on young pakistani quicks for kicks?
I suppose he is a devout god botherer, so it makes sense!

Comment by Suave

Lets think of ways the umpires can make the game easier for South Africa…

Comment by Rob

Teach Paul Harris to bowl fast?

Comment by Dave

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Comment by CricketGod

Old bean, i am missing your ‘Weekly quiz of wonderment’. I’m itching to get my name up the honours board of la Republique. Hope you soon come back with your trivia.

Comment by 12th Man

you want a quiz? go nuts… http://4point5inches.blogspot.com/2008/07/clarkes-casualty-cwiz-4.html

Comment by Spigot




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