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June 12, 2008, 7:35 pm
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Penis Goes Where?!!!


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Do you mean he is doing it and surprising someone or someone very small is doing it to him. I like to know details

Comment by Ceci Masters

Someone very small, Ceci? Like Tim Ambrose?

Comment by Dave

Stuart Broad.

Comment by Miss Field

Someone very small is doing it to him! It’s Ian Bell.. The sneaky little ginge!

Comment by Suave

Ambrose will a well oiled head… Goes in a treat.

Comment by Spigot

Judging by the way his hair’s standing on end I wonder if Tim has forgotten to remove his helmet first?

Comment by Mel

Broad wouldn’t touch the sides.

Comment by Spigot

It’s IAN BELL people…
Ambrose can’t possibly do that with his wanky wicky gloves on, and he’s behind the stumps shouting encouragement.

IAN BELL, the deviant.

Comment by Suave

But he’s not male! Is some poor vegetable involved maybe?

Comment by Miss Field

He’s got a strap on, to hide the fact his genitalia is almost identical to action mans.

Comment by Suave

At least he’s not using his bat.

Though I suppose he’s got to find some sort of use for it.

Comment by Dave

He wouldn’t be able to find his ‘arris with his bat, the way he’s playing at the moment!

Comment by Suave

Is Bell’s alledged lack of inches in the trouser department the reason he didn’t want to do the Cosmo shoot? Or his uncertainty if he’d be able to control his bat sufficiently to cover his modesty?

Comment by Mel

And he’s ginger. No one needs to see a ginger male naked. The other way round is fine, more naked ginger women, I say.

Comment by Suave

Sorry Suave, who is it? I think i’m missing something.

My wife manages reasonably well with at least one ginger man, at least twice, assuming her current bump isn’t just a bag of new potatos from Aldi. Again.

Comment by Spigot

Spigs old bean, you’re nearly as wrong as I am!

Comment by Suave

Think the whole England team are at it – http://tinyurl.com/6b9lgl – Colly just can’t get it right at all

Comment by Ceci Masters

I suppose if I’s stealing pics I ought to do it BIG time… http://tinyurl.com/66kz9p

Comment by Ceci Masters

Jesus wept Ceci, your tiny url goes to a tiny pic. I’m in my thirties now, I need BIGGER…

Comment by Suave

Good girl, thanks for keeping my eyes reasonably fresh

Comment by Suave

“I need BIGGER…”

That’s what she said, etc. Though I’m in my twenties and I was struggling with that first one.

Comment by Dave




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