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Australia v West Indies, 2nd Test review.

Indepth Player analysis.

Australia

Phil Jacques.  OMG he;s like so shit in the field and like had to hide from some other blokes shit long hops all match, and thing.

Simon Katich.  he looks like a crab and things, and he got hurt and stuff.

Ricky Ponting.  LOL, where’s that hair from, looks like he picked it up off the road and stuff. ROFL

Michael Clarke.  He’s so fit and that.

Mike Hussey.  God all I did was sleep when i saw this old bloke.  He’s like so boring and that.  Fuckoff grand dad

Andrew Symonds.  He looks like predator LMAO.  He’s scary like a bear

Brad Haddin.  ROFL, looks a bit like some ovvver bloke that used to bend down and things.

Brett Lee.  Gay, wants to design pants for teenage boys, ROFL.  Call the coPS

Mitchell Johnson.  big teeth xxxLMAOxxx Shit.

Stuart Clark.  BORIng.  Sent ME TO sleep and shit, and all that other stuff

West Indies

Xavier Marshall.  OMG looks nice, and fly.  Shoots to soon.

Devon Smith.  UGLY! Fuckoff uglyboy.

Ramnaresh Sarwan.  He’s like cute and thing, gets a bit crazy but goes all the way LOL xxx.x.xx

Runako Morton.  You gonna get raped.  OMG HE@S SHITa and scary N that,

Shivnarine “Lord Megachief Of Gold” Chanderpaul.  he looks like that strayan bloke, but is millions better and things

Dwayne Bravo.  all blinged up and no place to go, ROFL.

Denesh Ramdin.  Cute, Shit, but Cute.

Darren Sammy.  OMG he could be good, but isn’t really and stuff

Jerome Taylor.  Good, bad and ugly LMAOxxx ROFL<

Daren Powell.  Shit

Fidel Edwards. You never guess WHAT, he’s like really quick and stuff, but he misses too much LOL


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Luv it wen u txtspk – PMSL

Comment by Ceci Masters

Prince-Mont Swim League?

Comment by Spigot

Kthx Ceci..

I was trying to write it in the style of a teenage girl, OMG LOLZ XXXX

Comment by Suave

Spigot, I point you to this.. Sorry old bean

http://www.tremble.com/000716.html

Comment by Suave

Suavey, where are your six word reviews?
I loved them!

Comment by 12th Man

Does Johnson still have the tongue/lip/mouth piercing? Or were his teeth in the way!

Comment by currycricketer

Tricky thing, web irony, ehh? Tricky thing to use out of it’s native habitat.

Mornington Crescent!

Comment by Spigot

Stop that now Spigot! we’ll have none of that nonsense here, thanks.

12th man, I was considering that, but you shall have to wait for the end of the Eng-NZ series, to get a six word piece again..

His teeth, he looks like Donkey from Shrek, and bowls like him too!

Comment by Suave

Why do the umps love Brett Eel so much?

Comment by Sportsfreak

I have no idea Sportsfreak?! But he certainly got a lot going his way in this test..

Comment by Suave

this is, like, OMGBRILLIANT, Suavester! Genius!

Comment by miriam

The yellow font for “Australia” was not a very good idea. Reminded me of Colin Croft.

Comment by 12th Man

LOLZ THX Mims, ROFL..

12th man, OMG U CHKY BggER!

Comment by Suave

Text speak is the pits. Even as a teenager I spelled words out, on ICQ, MSN Messenger, SMSes. The thought of any children I may have growing up in a world where Greedo shot first is bad enough without the prospect of them believing that ‘plz’ and ‘thx’ are words.

So don’t chuck all teenage girls in the same bin. Please.

Comment by Miss Field

How about, GETOVAYRSLF GRLFRND!

Chill Winston.

Comment by Suave

@ sportsfreak – perhaps he designed their pants?

Comment by currycricketer

The stuff of nightmares.

I’m going over there… and I’m taking my vowels with me.

Comment by Miss Field

Suavey mate,It might be easier to type, but it is damn annoying to read. Get back to ya old style.
And ya, i sent you a facebook request yesterday.

Comment by 12th Man

I reckon he did Curry.. He’s probably got a button so he can tighten their nuts everytime he appeals!

Comment by Suave

BTW DJ Sammy is, like, OMGPONIES GR8!

Kthnxbai

Comment by miriam

Wow, hot subject this l33tspk.

LOLZ.

Comment by Suave

Commentroversy from teh Miss Field!

Comment by miriam

I was going to make a comment about wearing Brett Lee’s pants, but I have reconsidered and decided to refrain. Doot doot doot.

Comment by Miss Field

Mims, I’m glad someone appreciates it!

Comment by Suave

One should never refrain from saying what’s on ones mind! Let it all hang out.

Comment by Suave

Which ironically is Brett Lee’s idea for his next pants design.

Comment by currycricketer

Miriam should come up with a Miriam-Webster’s guide to txtspk maybe.

Comment by 12th Man

Suave, txt spk in a non txt spk context is, like, TEWTELLY TEH BESTEST. I am ALOL!

Comment by miriam

Wiki leet speak, and it’ll show you the way, dear heart.

Comment by Suave

I like your style Mims..
I might do an OBO one day soon, in nowt but txt/leet spk!

Comment by Suave

nowt but leet/text?!?!?!1111!!! OMG! I iz a n00b 2 da leetspeak u c.

I may do my England – NZ test preview entirely in cuteoverload speak… BAROO!

Comment by miriam

Wow, you’ve had a comment, that didn’t go straight to the spam queue. How very queer!

I would, just to piss off Jrod!

Comment by Suave

The non-spamming will never last, I am sure.

y, I may do that – I am TOTES OVERDUE a cat picture as well!

Comment by miriam

No it didn’t, that one was an anomoly.

Comment by Suave

o noes!

Comment by miriam

Txt spk or not, Daren Powell IS shit.

Comment by Dave

You lot are making me feel old. And I’m younger than all of you I think. Does it count to talk in pseudocode or UML instead of txtspk?

Comment by Spigot

too true dave!

Comment by Suave

spigot u just aint down wit da kidz

Comment by miriam

Ich denke, dass dieses weit intelligenter ist, als Ihr merkwürdiger Dialekt, obgleich, wenn Sie zu nah schauen, Sie ihn beachten, eine Internet-Übersetzung ist. Mein Kampf!

Comment by Miss Field

how about lolcatz speak?

Comment by currycricketer

oh lolcatz RULZ currycricketer!

Miss Field, aber ironische Textnachricht-Sprache ist Brillant! Ich liebe es!

Comment by miriam

I iz in yer scorboard, corrupting Tiffins

Comment by Spigot

LMAO
pitch cat iz makin da crakz.

Comment by currycricketer

We haven’t actually had a lolcricket for ages, have we? This site is the only purveyor of such things on all of teh intawebs!

Comment by miriam

Ceiling cat sez Advanced Hair Studio did a bad job on Warney

Comment by Spigot

i will have a lolcricket soon i promise! And lets keep the responses in barely legible english please. I know now’t else. Xxx

Comment by Suave

Spigot/currycricketer, kindly create these lolcatz and put them on your websites IMMEDIATELY.

Comment by miriam

Who needs bilinguality when there’s Yahoo Babelfish.

Comment by Astrid

miriam please … study time now … study time …. photoshop.

Comment by currycricketer

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Well study went down the shitter then …
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Comment by currycricketer

Abandon your studies forthwith currycricketer – your skills are needed elsewhere..fab shop!

Comment by Ceci Masters

Purrfect.

Comment by Mel

holy hell batman the worlds gone mad!

Comment by Narkins

We are loving that Currycricketer!

Comment by Suave

you’re so naive. how can you call mike hussey a grand dad? he’s the best and most interesting batsman on the aussie side. he is amazing.

stop perving on the players, and start watching the cricket.

GO THE AUSSIES!

Comment by yazza

india – bunch of wingers!

Comment by yazza




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