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Six word reviews. India vs South Africa

As yesterdays six word review of The England & New Zealand went down so well, I shall continue..

Today, I enter the realms of the subcontinent to poetically describe the Indians and South Africans.

South Africa

Greame Smith: Bear like opener, flat track bully

Neil Mackenzie: Shitting old fella, good on roads.

Hashim Amla: Bearded wonder Jrod hates to watch.

Jacques Kallis: Think of him having sex, disgusting!

Ashwell Prince: Boring c*nt, IPL didn’t want him.

A B De Villiers: God botherer, lives with evil Morkels.

Mark Boucher: Best keeper in world cricket? Maybe..

Morne Morkel: Sounds like a super villain, evil.

Paul Harris: Like Tufnell, marginally better with bat

Dale Steyn: Quick, makes bangladesh cry for mummy

Makhaya Ntini: Definitely not a rapist, no siree.


Virender Sehwag: Batshit batsman, smashes quicks for fun

Wasim Jaffer: Done by a jaffer, not again!!

Rahul Dravid: The Wall, like watching paint dry.

Sachin Tendulkar: Little Master likes Aussie attacks. Genius.

Sourav Ganguly: Lord Snooty. Up his own arse.

VVS Laxman: Graceful, batters aussies, everyone loves that!

Mahendra Singh Dhoni: Swashbuckling keeper, likes young lads, oooh!

Anil Kumble: Former official god, doesn’t turn it.

Harbhajan Singh: Mouthy twat, should concentrate on bowling!!

RP Singh: Suave looking, swings it both ways.

Sree Sreesanth: Mentalist, proper fucking loony. Bowl, Idiot!

14 Comments so far
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Suave: Clever and scrumptious in single package

Comment by The Atheist

I Concur! These are all brilliant!

Can you do a quiz, where you give us the six words and we guess the player?

Comment by Miriam

And for you..

The Atheist loves spinners, chinamen especially.

Comment by Suave


I may well do that!

I could make it my weekly quiz.

It could be an opportunity to include players of Old!

Comment by Suave

And one for Mims now, too..

Mims, choir singing, cricket crazy, lovely.

Comment by Suave

Oh Suave! I am welling up!

Comment by Miriam

I see what you did there!

Comment by Suave

We could do this all day.

Comment by Miriam

Would one of us get bored?

Comment by Suave

I have a high boredom threshold.

Hey, do one for Miss Field.

Comment by Miriam

Miss-Field, worlds best female cricket blogger

Where’s Missy? page views are down!

Comment by Suave

Sorry, occasionally I socialise, this was one of those times.

You’re good to me, cheers mate.

Comment by Miss Field

rp singh-suave looking indeed.

Comment by cricket is a religion

sreesanth:the man with a sanctuary park on the head. The bowling idiot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by sreenidhi

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