Suave's Republique Cricket

Droning old drongo (not really, I love everyone)!
March 6, 2008, 2:37 pm
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What’s that up there?  It’s the zzz’s from everyone sleeping, you monotonous bastard!

Bob Willis has returned to the Sky Sports test match team after spending the last few years sitting in a studio with Charles Colville.

This is a man so tedious, he could cure insomnia for millions.

He leaves me in a bit of a quandary, because he actually talks a fair bit of sense.  It’s the delivery that I can’t stand.  It’s like Stuart Clark’s bowling, boring, methodical, and monotonous.

Where is Daddy Suave, when you need him!!

Come home daddy, suavey needs a bed time story!

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Perhaps we should make him commentate through a kazoo?

Comment by The Atheist

That is a stroke of genius..

Bob Willis must be forced to talk through a Kazoo at all times.

Comment by Suave

Isn’t Daddy Sauve an Australian citizen now?

Comment by Homer

I’m not sure Homer, he still lives in the UK for the English summer.

Comment by Suave

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