Suave's Republique Cricket

The England Retain “The Ashes”, and other stuff.
February 18, 2008, 10:23 am
Filed under: Cricket

We are better than them “The England” fellas, and we like fluffy kittens.  What’s not to love?

This is how a tour to Straya should pan out..

Draw the four match ODI series, 2-2. Win “The Ashes”.

Drink yourself stupid. Fly home looking all smug, and prepare to beat them in two years time!

Here’s to The England Ladies, and their superlative efforts of late.

Isa bowling machine!

Isa Guha, I salute you! Match figures of 9-100, sealed the deal for The England.

Here’s to Claire Taylor also.. Claire scored 79 in the first innings, and 64 in the second innings, scoring the winning runs!

Scary lady scores runs for fun!

In other news,

India get beaten like the bitches they are, by a truly shit Australian side. Which is especially galling after they way Instant Karma and Irfan Pathan bowled.

Where is Ricky Ponting? Miss-Field has asked the same thing…

India, like The England, are just not consistent enough.

Sri Lanka also appear to have become as rubbish as The England, maybe this is why we managed to beat them both in ODI series recently.

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I propose you get your boys over here and we can set up a match. If our side is truly shit it would be interesting to see how it’d go.

Thank you for the link.

Comment by Miss Field

Your boys will be here next year, and we’ll see how it goes then!
always a pleasure, never a chore.

Comment by republiquecricket

Oooh I can sense another bet on the way. Speaking of, what’s the verdict?

Comment by Miss Field

We can bet on that.. Let’s discuss that one closer to the time..

I reckon it comes down to a T-Shirt showing your love for your least favourite player, so far.

Let’s see if there are any other suggestions.

Comment by republiquecricket

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