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Seperated at birth?
February 14, 2008, 9:21 pm
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Simon “The Wizard of Oz” Whitlock

I’m gonna get ya, with a nine dart finish, ya drongo!

Brett “Binga” Lee 

I’m gonna smash yer stumps, with a 95mph inducking yorker, ya drongo!

Imagine a nice wizard style goatee on binga, and he becomes ‘Straya’s no 1 darts player Simon Whitlock!


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Or fine antennae and the hint of green tinge. And then he could be Straya’s no 1 cricket!

Comment by Miss Field

I think Brett Lee looks like Beavis OR Butthead, whichever is the blonde one.

Comment by Miriam

Butthead, is the blonde one…

Fitting, for a fella with such a big arse!

Comment by republiquecricket

Brett Lee has the second finest arse in cricket I’ll have you know.

Comment by Miss Field

behind who?

Who is no1?

Comment by republiquecricket

Ricky Ponting.

Love him or hate him, it cannot be denied.

Comment by Miss Field

It can be denied, and will be quite strenously, thank you very much.

THe man is only one gene away from a Tasmanian Devil!

Comment by republiquecricket

Is that a bad thing?

Comment by Miss Field

That all depends on your procilivities, I suppose.

Not my bag, but then I’m not attracted to any male cricketers.

Comment by republiquecricket

Not even Matthew Hayden?

Comment by Miss Field

Definitely not..

That sharklike, orphan eating fuckhead is only attractive, in his godz eyes!

Comment by republiquecricket

Graeme Smith will be pleased.

Comment by Miss Field

He don’t get it, because he’s a bear like, orphan eating fuckhead.

Comment by republiquecricket

So why is Hayden a shark and Smith a bear? Both those things could be quite complimentary. A rhinocerous and a hippopotamus, on the other hand, wouldn’t be.

Comment by Miss Field

see here.. http://leftarmchinaman.blogspot.com/2008/02/nude-cricketers.html

for the sharklike picture/comment.

Bearlike, cos he’s as big as a bear. This also applies to Haydos.

Comment by republiquecricket

That link doesn’t work. I think I know the pic you’re referring to and in response I say… have you ever actually seen a shark?

And aww… you called him Haydos. I knew there was endearment there somewhere.

Comment by Miss Field

Yes.

And no there is no endearment.

The only time, i’ll be happy with Hayden, is if I see his head cracked like an egg!

Comment by republiquecricket

Nah you don’t mean that. I get the intense dislike for sure, but not the egg cracking thing. I’m sure you’d be as horrified as the rest of us if Humpty Dumpty fell.

Comment by Miss Field

Miss Field, Rhinocerous and hippopotamus? Are you a Flight of the Conchords fan?

Comment by Miriam

Not yet, I was instructed to download youtube videos but it hasn’t happened yet.

Comment by Miss Field

Do it. Do it now, Miss Field. Do it this instance.

Comment by Miriam




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