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Nasser Hussain reckons England need more fight and that there are a few soft lads in the team.
This got me thinking, and will be an ongoing thing, encompassing all teams in world cricket (test only to start).
Who could I beat up, from world cricket in a fight. Now, as an adult I haven’t had a fight, since a 22 man brawl at a sunday league cup final ten years ago. I don’t like fighting, but Nasser’s forced me in to action..
I’m training hard (boxing training this evening).
It’s me versus them (one at a time or all at once), down at the nursery ground, Lords…
First up, a scrapper from Australia..
Only a little fella, so I’ll pick me. I’m gonna crack his head like an egg!
Well, he’s a big strong lad, as are most fast bowlers.
I reckon this would be close, but he’s too much of a sulky, pretty boy.. A good right cross, and a swift kick to the nuts, and he’d be weeping for his mum!
Hulk, Smash. (in the context of this post, hulk will be me)
That is all.
Now I reckon he’d be a pretty tough fella, Collingwood. He’s determined, gritty, and ginger.
We’ll call this a draw, and move swiftly on..
Sorry, but this is no match up, he may have height advantage, and patience, but I’m gonna get all Thomas Hearns on his ass!
Over in no time at all.
Tough call this one, he’s big, strong, and has massive advantage of reach.
At home, a Harmison win.
Away, Suave for the win.
Hoggy beats me hands down. He’s got good hands, strength, and he’s accurate.
No wild swing from the hoggster.
If this was a fair fight, I’d lose.
But it’s not, there’s no way I’m losing to a saffer, so i’m tooled up, and i’m prepared to cheat.
I’ve got mates around the corner, knuckle duster, tazer, stanley knife, short balls to test his ego.
I’m guessing the South African version of this, is going to be short..
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