Filed under: Cricket | Tags: Andrew Symonds, australia, car park scraps, Cricket, Harbajhan Singh, india
One looks like he kills children for fun.
One looks like he has a dove of peace in his hand. (Probably why he was cleared!)
The only way to resolve all of this, is for the boys to meet in the car park for a scrap.
I know where I’m putting my money, how about you?
So Shaun Tait is feeling a bit emotional?!
Shaun Tait has quit all forms of cricket indefinitely, due to emotional and physical exhaustion.
Fuck off, you big halfwit!
This guy is supposed to be a grunt, who likes knocking batsmen’s heads off, and he’s crying off of state and national cricket.
I’m hoping he’ll be back for next years Ashes series, as he’s always worth a few free runs.
Filed under: Cricket | Tags: australia, Cricket, Harbajhan Singh, india, steve bucknor
It seems to be a day of new evidence appearing.
First, Channel 9 come up with new stump microphone evidence.
India make a statement, refusing to admit that evidence, which seems about the guiltiest response there is!
And then, http://sportsfreak.co.nz passes on a newly released image, sent via bottle over the Tasmanian sea. All very hush hush, you understand..
Filed under: Cricket | Tags: Adam Gilchrist, australia, fatheadflattrackbully, industrial shredding accident, Matthew Hayden
Bye bye big ears. It’s been a blast.
I guess this means we’ll now have a Strayan team, that includes 11 bad sportsman, instead of the 10 they’ve had up til now.
You’ve got to admire Gilly for his attitude. The man even walked in a world cup semi-final.
All we need now is for Matthew Hayden to die in an industrial shredding accident, and I will be a happy man.
Filed under: Cricket | Tags: AC/DC, australia, Australia Day, Cate Blanchett, Elle McPherson, Guy Pearce, Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia, Richie Benaud, Rolf Harris, Stuart Law, The Twelth Man, Tim Tam, Toni Collette
As it’s ‘Straya day tomorrow, I thought I would list some things that I love about the old colony..
The Twelth Man
A couple of additions. Thanks Miss-Field
Had my boxing class tonight, which hurt like a motherf*cker.
My gym is on Haydon Street, which reminds me of the FatHeadFlatTrackBully, so was a great incentive to beat ten bells of shite out of the bag/pads!
The real reason for the post, is….
Hayden was shown at the beginning of todays Australia – India game, dropping Dhoni from last night, then missing one in the warm up.
The missed one, hit him square in the knackers.
Filed under: Cricket
Continuing where I left off earlier today.
Look at him, all haloed up..
As long as he doesn’t ensnare me in his 10inch hands and strangle me to death, I’ve got the MontSter all worked out.
Victory to me.
Mustard may be hot and delicious. I need to be a little careful with this fella.
His nickname is Colonel, too. Colonel Mustard always did someone in with a blunt instrument, in the library.
Victory for Mustard.
Old Acey baby… He looks like I Imagine Shalimar the Clown to be.. Therefore he’s a super killer, with no emotions.
Therefore he wins. Shit.
No, I’m not having this.
Have you ever seen his pathetic attempts to look angry, on the field of play. He’s about as scary as Stu’ Francis.
“Ooh I could jump off a doll’s house”
“Ooh, I could wrestle with a Barbie Doll”
Suave wins in five, TKO.
RAF Trained, wears pink cricket shirts. I imagine Strauss to be a weeper and bed wetter.
All over inside three, Suave winning with a right cross, left uppercut combination!
Swanny would be too busy trying to cut my tie, or put deep heat in my pants.
A Glasgow kiss, and a tweaked nipple, and I’m victorious in eight.
Now skipper’s a different kettle of chips.. Tough player, rubbish athlete, can’t catch for toffee..
If he gets the rest of his Thunderbird mates in tow, I’m in real trouble.
If not, I’ve got the plan.
First up, full blown kick to the dodgy knee. He’s down, and I’m in control. After that, it’s an hour or so of torture and Suave wins again.
It’s been proved categorically, that I would hammer most of the English Cricket team.
I now expect an open top bus ride, around London, and an MBE!