Filed under: Cricket, Fail, FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: England, Fail, fail pictures, FailCricket, Food Fail, Lol, LOLCricket, Ravi Bopara
Recent man of the series Ravi Bopara has become a media darling of late. Just so he doesn’t get too big for his boots, and because I’ve missed LOLCricketz, here’s some lovely stuff for you kiddywinks.
Filed under: Cricket, Fail, FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: aleem dar, Andrew Flintoff, epic fail, Fail, FailCricket, Jacques Kallis, King Cricket, LOLCricket
Dear King Cricket, the most anti-social of cricket bloggers has threatened to bounce me off the moon if I don’t create a FAIL Picture. Admittedly, he’d have to leave Manchester and talk to people to find me, so I’m sure I’ll be fine!
Alas, here it is, just for you. However, I’ve only made Jacques Kallis a Fail, rather than an Epic Fail, as the bowling he was facing, was of the highest quality you’re likely to see. Flintoff was on fire, and he had Kallis plumb in front, which alarmingly Dar turned down? Fred was pissed. There’s no finer bowler in world cricket than an angry Fred, with 30,000 people roaring him on!
Filed under: Fail, FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Cricket, Fail, fail pictures, FailCricket, Food Fail, Lol, LOLCricket, Mickey Arthur, South Africa
Mickey Arthur in “I can’t tell the difference between a practice ball and an apple” shocker!
You fail.
Filed under: Cricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Cricket, LOLCricket, Ryan Sidebottom
Filed under: Cricket, Fail, FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Add new tag, Dickhead, England, epic fail, Fail, fail boat, failboat, FailCricket, LOLCricket, MCC, MCC Coaching Manual, Michael Vaughan, New Zealand
Fuck me, not again Vaughany, you retard.
He looks good when missing the ball, at least. No ugly hoicks across the line for this fella, no siree.
JUST PLEASE STOP MISSING STRAIGHT ONES YOU FUCKTARD!!
Filed under: Cricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Cricket, England, Kent, LOLCricket, Rob Key, Robert Key
Filed under: FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Fail, FailCricket, Ian Bell, LOLCricket, Sachin tendulkar, Younus Khan, Yuvraj Singh
I am now on a quest to find the ULTIMATE defensive shot with death rattle.. Here are a few more to the collection.
If you have a photo, that you think deserves to be added to the FAIL list, then please feel free to send them to me..
Yuvraj Singh
Sachin Tendulkar
Younus Khan
Ian Bell
Filed under: FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Fail, LOLCricket, Michael Vaughan, Tim Ambrose
Michael Vaughan
Tim Ambrose
After a little LOLCricket last night, A P Webster at Spun Out pointed out the endless possibilities one can have with the fail meme.. Especially with The England.
Filed under: Cricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Cricket, douglas jardine, England, james anderson, jimmy anderson, LOLCricket, miss-field, New Zealand, paul collingwood, ricky schroder, stuart broad, suaveness
Back again… Had to disappear for a couple of days (how dare my employers force me to work for my extortionate salary!)
Things I’ve learnt about The England cricketers this morning..
Jimmy Anderson wears paper thongs (not flip flops, you antipodeans), and has spray tans. He is also considered the best dressed player by his team mates. He also has a beautiful wife….
Stuart Broad makes female journalists swoon. Ricky Schroder seems to have given up his child acting career to become a cricketer. How queer.
Paul Collingwood loves Hugo Boss, and won’t be seen in the streets wearing make-up.
Anderson, Broad & Cook all posed naked for an issue of Cosmopolitan.
Unfortunately Miss-Field, no horny for Vaughany in this issue.. So I’ve included a little piccy for your pleasure.
This is not the behaviour of a team ready to fight!
Luckily, we’re only playing New Zealand. Who are marginally better than Bangladesh, and a tad better than the West Indies (although I reckon it’s close).
I predict a white-wash for The England .
Ian Bell as highest run scorer.
Matthew Hoggard, with most wickets.
Everyone looking and dressing well.
Unfortunately, I try this sort of thing. Every now and than I try to dress well for cricket. Even going as far as looking like Douglas Jardine.
I wore the white tie, open neck shirt combination. I had a shocker that day. I refused to get my whites dirty, so never dived to stop anything. My lazy off spin, didn’t, and was lazier than usual. The opposition bowlers didn’t take to kindly to me suaving it up, so they bowled three beamers at me, and every other ball was short.
I scored 2, I bowled three overs for 45.
England beware.