He looks good when he gets out this fucker..
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June 5, 2008, 12:28 pm
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Filed under: Cricket, Fail, FailCricket, LOLCricket | Tags: Add new tag, Dickhead, England, epic fail, Fail, fail boat, failboat, FailCricket, LOLCricket, MCC, MCC Coaching Manual, Michael Vaughan, New Zealand
Fuck me, not again Vaughany, you retard.
He looks good when missing the ball, at least. No ugly hoicks across the line for this fella, no siree.
JUST PLEASE STOP MISSING STRAIGHT ONES YOU FUCKTARD!!
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School assignment for the kiddies … Photoshop out those stumps, then practice the shot.
Comment by currycricketer June 5, 2008 @ 12:30 pmIt’s the future of cricket coaching.
You could do a spot the ball, remove the stumps and where’s it gone..
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 12:32 pmwell didn’t vaughan asked for ‘consistency’ before match?
Comment by straight point June 5, 2008 @ 12:38 pmThat’s a point well made! He does consistently miss straight ones!
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 12:43 pmSachin Tendukar gets castled everytime he plays the cover drive these days. However, it is mostly of the inside edge. So Vaughan can console himself.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 12:51 pmBy the way,are you the Suave who got educated in Billericay, Essex?
I did get educated in Billericay, Essex yes..
Why do you ask?
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 12:51 pmI found you on LinkedIn.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 1:08 pmHe’s a picture of elegance that Vaughan. Look at that lovely high elbow! Textbook straight drive, did everything right.
Well, other than hit the ball, but that’s just a minor part of batting, right?
Comment by Dave June 5, 2008 @ 1:09 pmOh, that would be me. Billericay, where I spent more time up to shenanigans than studying.. A lovely time..
Dave,he’s the best at the world at looking great whilst missing the ball.
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 1:11 pmI was looking at reconnecting with colleagues from one of my previous employer. And you were there in the search result. Completely coincidental that we have worked for the same employer, in different places though.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 1:14 pmWhich one?
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 1:18 pmErgh vaughany fails magnificantly once again.
Comment by Narkins June 5, 2008 @ 1:21 pmHewlett Packard.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 1:30 pmAh, yes.. I was there for a couple of years. Where are you based? Bangalore?
Comment by Suave June 5, 2008 @ 1:36 pmI was in Bangalore and i had worked at times with people in the Bristol labs. I am in the national capital Delhi now.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 1:47 pmI have moved from tech to consulting now.
Comment by 12th Man June 5, 2008 @ 1:53 pmAnd now Strauss chases a wide one straight to a slip fielder. That’s the Strauss we know and love!
Comment by Dave June 5, 2008 @ 2:03 pmConsistenly useless indeed.
Comment by Miss Field June 6, 2008 @ 4:54 amEr. Consistently.
Comment by Miss Field June 6, 2008 @ 4:58 amYou’d hope by now he’d know where his off stump is …
Comment by currycricketer June 6, 2008 @ 10:43 amAh, that would be too easy wouldn’t it! If he could stop missing that straight one, he’d be averaging 50+ instead of low 40′s.
Comment by Suave June 6, 2008 @ 10:46 amHe will know for certain where is offstump is, if he continues missing the straighter ones.
ON THE GROUND.
Comment by 12th Man June 6, 2008 @ 11:17 amExactly!!
Comment by Suave June 6, 2008 @ 11:27 amAlso if he continues to miss straight ones, I intend to embed the off stump into his skull! He’ll never forget where it is then.
Suave, you are one of the finest proponents of the art of swearing that I know.
Comment by miriam June 6, 2008 @ 11:40 amThanks MIms, I’ve had YEARS of practice!
I was feeling the rage yesterday too.
Comment by Suave June 6, 2008 @ 11:43 amPerhaps Broad and Anderson should open the batting in the second innings.
Comment by Dave June 6, 2008 @ 12:34 pmI reckon so Dave! They couldn’t do much worse, a 76 run partnership, only bettered by the foreign fellas!
Comment by Suave June 6, 2008 @ 12:41 pmSuave, I think you’ll find Petersen was born within the sound of bow bells, and ambrose spent his formative days helping on the Jellied Eel stand.
Comment by Spigot June 6, 2008 @ 12:56 pmInteresting to note that Anderson managed to score more than Cook, Vaughan, Collingwood and Bell put together. So much for our top order.
Comment by Dave June 6, 2008 @ 1:22 pmAct of pure guile by Vaughan. Knew there’d be swing early & help for the bowlers, so the specialist batsman were moved down the order. The other lot were given instructions to bide time (every 3 balls counts) and look good when being cocks.
Comment by currycricketer June 6, 2008 @ 1:29 pmIf there has ever been a better word than fucktard I am yet to hear it.
Comment by jrod June 7, 2008 @ 7:57 amSir, I’ve got many lessons to teach you, in the fine art of swearing! And I must say, I’m a pretty fucking fine teacher, if I do say so myself!
Comment by Suave June 7, 2008 @ 8:35 amYou might even be fanfuckingtastic, Suave.
Comment by Dave June 7, 2008 @ 11:24 pm[...] the Ashes in 2005, but he wasn’t a bad player either (at least until he was struck by the curse of the straight one). Enjoy some of his best moments [...]
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