Ha Ha Hayden..
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Had my boxing class tonight, which hurt like a motherf*cker.
My gym is on Haydon Street, which reminds me of the FatHeadFlatTrackBully, so was a great incentive to beat ten bells of shite out of the bag/pads!
The real reason for the post, is….
HA HA!
Hayden was shown at the beginning of todays Australia – India game, dropping Dhoni from last night, then missing one in the warm up.
The missed one, hit him square in the knackers.
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That’s a great photo.
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 12:57 amI’ve been searching for a shot of him actually getting the crack in the knackers, but alas, my googlefu has failed.
Or it doesn’t exist.
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 12:58 amI just saw that footage! How I laughed.
Comment by Miriam January 25, 2008 @ 1:01 amI will go to sleep a happy chappy tonight.
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 1:04 amGaaah – Sachin so very nearly hit his wicket there. I would have gone to bed upset if that had happened.
Comment by Miriam January 25, 2008 @ 1:10 amI know..
If he can see off Brett Lee, he’ll make hay again..
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 1:13 amI’d like to see Sachin get 200. But I’d also like us to win. It’s a conundrum.
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 1:16 amConundrum solved.
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 1:30 amIndeed! A shocker of a shot to be honest.
Unfortunately, I now have the image of Brenda Hogg’s fat tongue in my head.
And it’s way past my bedtime, and I had a dream that he was trying to lick me last night.
Please don’t let that happen again.
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 1:33 amYeah I’m at work so I have to make do with the cricinfo coverage.
Your dream sounds intriguing. Could you hear Matthew Hayden laughing, deep in your subconscious?
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 1:42 amNot you as well!!
Someone else asked me if I was going to dream tonight that I was going to be the filling in s Hayden/Hogg meat sandwich.
I nearly puked
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 1:49 amOh dear that’s so funny. You’re making an otherwise dull day rather amusing, cheers.
Tell me though, would that be worse than dreaming that you played for Australia? Does your manly pride overcome your national pride??
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 1:52 amIt’s a pleasure..
No, Manly pride comes first everytime.. I have no qualms dreaming of playing for Straya, but no man love with the bear and the tongue.
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 1:55 amYou just know now you’re going to dream you score the winning runs in the fifth test at The Oval next year… for the convicts, and get a boo worthy of KP from your crazy Barmy Army. Yes I’ve got it all worked out for you.
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 1:59 amI could happily die if the last thing i saw was Richie commentating a knock to the nuts.
Comment by Uncle J rod January 25, 2008 @ 3:12 amIv’e put up a post on my blog about Hayden and Slater. It’s called The Tale of Two Openers.
Comment by Brad Griggs January 25, 2008 @ 5:50 amHaven”t seen the footage of Hayden getting hit so unfortunately it didn’t make my article.
Miss Field, fortunately, I dreamt of nothing last night.. So your attempts of having me score the winning runs for the Auld Enemy failed!!
Uncle J,
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 9:04 amUnfortunately, I had the sound off, but he was on the team at the time. It was Richie, Bill and the pervert.
I am not deterred!
Comment by Miss Field January 25, 2008 @ 10:17 amI shall have to steel myself for a war of atrition!
Bring on the dodgy dream demons.
Comment by republiquecricket January 25, 2008 @ 10:23 amThe Tongue licks arse.
Whoops typo, that should be … The Tongue kicks arse.
Sleep tight, pleasant dreams.
Comment by Mentalist January 27, 2008 @ 3:54 amAh Mentalist, not you too!
Jesus wept, it seems I’ve got half of Australia wanting me to dream of sex with Bradley Hogg. Can’t it at least be a woman? Cate Blanchett will do!
Comment by republiquecricket January 27, 2008 @ 9:36 pmCate Blanchett, nah, if you’d really rather a woman I curse thee with dreams of Kasey Chambers. Or Dame Edna. Good luck with that.
Comment by Miss Field February 1, 2008 @ 1:24 amKasey Chambers is no slouch.. I quite like the older country singing woman! I’m sure I could provide her with plenty of material for a new album.
My baby left me, for a day at the Oval.
He Loves them red balls, more than he does me.
I put my whites on, in the hope of some loving.
etc..etc..
Comment by republiquecricket February 1, 2008 @ 10:23 amDame Edna, is just wrong, and I shall purge that thought from my brain.
…but I lost my man and the game, and now I have nothing.
Comment by Miss Field February 1, 2008 @ 2:06 pmI wanted to be bowled over like a maiden, but all I got was a duck.
Comment by republiquecricket February 1, 2008 @ 2:28 pmI lost my man in the crowd, I’m right out of luck.
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